Reflections from the shower

I am not trying to pick a fight with anyone. It happens to all of us. At some point while sitting in the tub (for those that have running water and a functioning geyser (or ZESA) or under a running shower (that does not include a cold shower)), you just reflect on a subject and it occupies your mind for days. Others have had brilliant ideas birthed under these running water or warm running shower conditions and today are running some serious money making ventures. It happened to the ancient Greek scholar Archimedes who was taking a bath and the answer just got to him. Maybe there is something in water that inspires us to go Eureka! Eureka!. A friend of mine used to say after a bath and obvious change of underwear, I will be thinking clear in the morning. Now that I reflect , I think it had nothing to do with the underwear. Anywhere my Eureka moment was not the Archimedes type. I did a full survey of littering in the CBD and I noticed that white (Caucasian) dominated areas are litter free. Places such Arundel, Sam Levy’s village (God rest his  soul) Borrowdale etc. Walking into Sam Levy’s village (God rest his  soul) one is met by European style shopping ambiance, with music playing in the walkways reminiscence of French sidewalk cafes. Me of cause I am attracted by the litter free environment. You , a guy who would ordinarily throw litter in the CBD would not do the same in the man's village. Why? While you ponder A Whiteman on the other hand would not throw litter on the ground both at the  Man’s Village (have already rested his  soul), Why? Don’t Ponder. I will help you. If you watched the cartoon The Road to Eldorado, you will appreciate what I am about to say. In The Road to Eldorado, two unseemingly street urchins (thieves) like Aladdin are chased through the market streets and the long and short of it is they escape in dingy boat and end up washed ashore in Eldorado, The City of Gold. ( it was actually a ancient and legendary City paved with Gold until the Spaniards (Conquistadors) stumbled upon it.
The two compadrios stumbled into Eldorado and as they find their breath leaning on a statue, the inhabitants of Eldorado look at the two strange looking persons and Lo and Behold! They Bow down and Chant “The GODS have Returned! The GODS have Returned! They look exactly like the images of the statues. The inhabitant’s ancient GODS. This is where it gets interesting. Our street wise alley cats have suddenly been thrust with GODSHIP!. And they will behave LIKE GODS. So they redefine GODSHIP every occasion they are caught out (behaving or reacting like humans like bleeding.) Enough of these two. Now to the Dead Man’s village. Why is it that whites do not throw litter on the ground? Maybe because they came as messengers of GOD! Whites are superior because they came as GODLIKE creatures (Vasina Mabvi with the stick that BOOMS.) So Gods do not act like commoners. They have to act different, GODLY. Everything they will do will be to make sure they do not do ANYTHING the locals do. And the mandate of Columbus was to find new Territories for Her majesty people. Create Little Englands. So to be GODS, you look down upon locals. 100 years in Africa and still the white man cannot speak Shona, Ndebele Kalanga or any of the local languages (would you create little Englands if your persona was diluted by the language of the savages). Is that scientifically practical to have 100 years of exposure to a language and fail to speak a word , unless you are ACTING LIKE GODS. Proof that the whiteman has been GOD ACTING ever since. In Africa he is the most civilized person. He does not litter. He maintains his yard in the leafy suburbs. He gives way at robots when they are not working, the list is endless of the civility the whiteman displays in Africa. Find him in his own country where he is a commoner like me. Europe EQUALLY HAS A PROBLEM OF LITTER, crime etc. Now who is throwing litter and doing crime in Europe. Cant be the Wesley Snipes. Even in town where there are very few black people there is a problem of litter. Who litters in the Land of The gods!